Editor’s Note: While the media and other leftist elites ignore the millions of folks living in “flyover” states, they do so at their own peril; it was this silent majority that put President Trump in the White House. Each week, Liberty Nation gives voice to the hard-working heartlanders who are silent no more.
It is the most one-sided and boring televised event of the century – excluding the Democratic primary debate competing for attention – that occupied the airwaves this week. The impeachment hearing: fraught with backtalking witnesses, the obvious silencing of Republican queries, lots of leakers, and a whistleblower that outed himself on live television. Suffice to say, the impeachment bombshells have yet to detonate. But it was a natural gas explosion captured live on MSNBC, and another basis for why Hunter Biden needs to be disowned by his father-who-would-be-king, that had flyover folks gaggling like amused, gossipy geese.
It was a combination of a freak show gone awry and an episode of Ripley’s Believe it or Not.
Democrat Presidential Candidates 0 – DNA tests 2
Hunter Biden
Just days ago, DNA test results confirmed “with certainty” that Hunter Biden, Sleepy Joe’s 49-year-old son, is the father of former basketball player Lunden Alexis Roberts’s baby – a claim he has denied, denied, denied for a year. The situation sounded awfully familiar to one Ohio woman, Lisa Breece, “’I did not have sex with that woman’ seems to be a battle cry for the democratic party. Bill must have been Hunter’s hero.”
Martha Cooper weighed in from Tennessee: “Hope this child and his mother is treated with respect they deserve! Didn’t start out so good denying he’d ever been with the Mom but maybe now he will step up and be a man and become a father to this God given child!”
Ken Stubbs in New Lisbon, WI, went with a more practical approach. “With all the press coverage about his income the mother shouldn’t have a problem getting child support,” he said, but added an ominous “lets watch and see,” seemingly knowing of Hunter’s past shenanigans.
From Nashville, Mike Fussell pondered this riddle, “If he was dating someone, AND seeing his late brother’s wife, AND the DNA shows he was hooking up and Fathered a child with the young lady from Arkansas all at the same time, then SOMEBODY needs to do a DNA test on him to see if he’s Bill Clinton’s son and not Joe Biden’s.”
He Is Fartacus
In keeping with what MSNBC deems to be news, a very explosive release of natural gas rocked the Chris Matthews Show earlier this week. All appearances point to former presidential candidate, Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA), who was being interviewed about the day’s impeachment tally. Swalwell continues to deny the shocking incident, but flyover folks aren’t buying it.
Eric Swalwell
“He did it. Remember the saying he who smelt it dealt it? Did you see his expression of pure relief?” That was a comment from Leslie Cannon in North Dakota. Similar descriptions from others pointed out that he paused, the flatulence occurred, and then he restarted his train of thought, demonstrating that he is not a multi-tasking kind of guy. Pat and Tom Reynolds chimed in from Texas, giving the poor Swalwell a break of sorts, “Whoa! Somebody stepped on a duck!”
Many discussed the impact of said emission, if was taxable, and if AOC was plotting to add the common house fart into the Green New Deal. Others regressed to age 12, as passing gas is pretty darn hilarious, and let fly another – somewhat modified – schoolyard taunt. Arthur Catalbas may have said it best: “Poor Eric Swalwell … is broken hearted … came to impeach … but only farted.”
And Dale Lentz took time to unload on MSNBC and bring the subject full circle, “MSNBC Breaking Wind, Oh I mean Breaking News, Eric Swalwell is full of Schiff.”
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